herecomesthesanj

|| She/Her || I'd be too powerful if I could do simple math, so god smote me with dumbassery || 4 out of 5 doctors think I'm intolerable || Hot, sweaty, and constantly turning (just like the chickens at Costco) || Not fit
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  • Hey welcome to my blog

    meladoodle:

    lower your expectations immediately

    (via peasantpizza)

    • 8 months ago
    • 27155 notes
  • sinister-compliments:

    goodoldfisticuffs:

    loop-zoop:

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    Gonna start taking one of these pics every time I smoke. I love the warm and cool colors of the photo on the right, I almost want to paint it

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    (via tsunderrated)

    • 5 days ago
    • 3401 notes
    • #skyrim
  • chucktaylorupset:

    *emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

    (via podcastwizard)

    • 5 days ago
    • 41731 notes
  • swarnpert:

    you know that quote “when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail” bc that’s how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

    (via chaoticgouda)

    • 5 days ago
    • 25798 notes
  • free him

    pokemonheritageposts:

    chaoticprodigy:

    retrogamingblog2:

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    HE’S FREE

    Pokemon Heritage Post

    • 6 days ago
    • 109795 notes
    • #pokemon
    • #snorlax
  • jckielantern:

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    Mulcahy Moment :)

    • 1 week ago
    • 394 notes
    • #from prev tags ->
    • #the only priest i will ever respect
    • #mash
    • #father mulcahy
  • infiniteoreos:

    one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness

    (via unyanizedcatboys)

    • 1 week ago
    • 82206 notes
  • cheruib:

    the world is so beautiful by the way. and it will knock u off your feet time and time again. like an old love u forgot about it will meet you in the middle when everything else is so blurry and doesn’t really make sense and it will bring you to where you thought you would never find your way back. it will show u time and time again there’s beauty there’s joy there’s life in everything and that sometimes losing it is the right way to finding it

    (via peasantpizza)

    • 3 weeks ago
    • 13004 notes
  • catgirl-kaiju:

    charlottan:

    they will never attack my big and large towers

    george w bush and sauron have both said this

    (via manywinged)

    • 3 weeks ago
    • 20275 notes
    • #lotr
  • hofudlaus:

    outpastthemoat:

    outpastthemoat:

    personally i think there should have been at least one episode where sokka collects aang and zuko and is like, “looks like we’re running low on supplies.  time for a GUYS-ONLY field trip.  three days of hunting and fishing and polishing our swords.  y’know, manly warrior stuff.  (aang, sotto voce: actually sokka i’m a vegetarian as you know–)  you girls have fun sitting around braiding your hair and talking about your crushes” and then the entire episode is just zuko and sokka lying around by a river, plucking blades of grass and staring up at the stars confiding in each other their deepest feelings and most secret insecurities while aang braids flower crowns, and whenever the screen cuts back to katara and toph and suki, they’re fighting and screaming and hacking away at river pirates and evil spirits and legions of assassins and hired mercenaries with swords.  you know, as girls do.

    and when the boys finally drag themselves back to camp (they stayed up way too late discussing what true leadership really means and whether or not power always corrupts)  they find suki and toph and katara lounging around with black eyes and fresh bruises and bloodstained weapons and sokka shrieks, “what were you guys DOING while we were gone???”  and karata just shugs innocently and says in her sweetest voice, “oh, you know.  just girly things”

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    they are absolutely still wearing the crowns and they don’t have a single fish to show for their efforts

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    i did it

    (via that-house)

    • 3 weeks ago
    • 51075 notes
    • #atla
    • #avatar the last airbender
  • thirdchildart:

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    Don’t ask me to explain, I thought of a pun and I drew it

    (via manywinged)

    • 3 weeks ago
    • 20786 notes
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